Vince Evans - There are a few players that like to get a foot in, however the award goes to one of the teams more compassionate souls. Vince's tackle against Eynsham wins it, making the poor chap cry.

DIRTIEST PLAYER?

Warren Austin – Most people would suggest the Fleming brothers, but everyine is usually pretty dirty after the game and in need of a good hose down. Having said that when your nicknbame is 'Pig' you must love a wollow in a muddy pen.

BEST IN THE AIR?

James Fleming – The gaffer would probably suggest he is, when commanding his box but Fleming Sr is unbelievable for someone of his height.

WORST TRAINER?

Jordan Cross - The bloke has a book of excuses! Scrap that, a bloody library! Relies heavily on takeaways, Costa coffee and sitting in his pants.

INJURY PRONE?

Adam Cade - Can look no further than myself. The stinging nettles do hold a punch down at the fortress. Any landscape designers worst nightmare for sure.

BIGGEST DIVA?

Ross Fleming – A hard one to judge, but from what I have heard around camp Ross is know for a wobbly lip! (please readthe disclaimer carefully before commenting).

BUSIEST PLAYER IN THE TEAM?

Lee Beer - The robotic man is always working hard for the team and it's reflected in the number of goals he has already scored this season. He is also busy on the whatsapp group causing trouble.

TEAMMATE YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO FACE AS OPPOSITION?

Ross Fleming - Brilliant player and has unbelievable drive to win the games. Glad he's at our club and he is a great bloke as well.

MOST LIKELY TO BUY A ROUND?

Everyone - Everyone has been brilliant since I joined the club. If I forgot my wallet I am pretty sure everyone would.

LONGEST IN THE SHOWER?

Dan Molony - It's hard to look past Mr 'nice guy' Molony quite literally. He has always put a soft arm around me and stays very close to me on and off the pitch. "Don't worry Alex I am at your rear".