Welcome to the first of what will be a series of player profiles. A number of our players have answered a set of 26 questions. In coming weeks we find out who would like to be Jesus, and what is the hardest thing Aidan has ever done (where there is a remarkable amount to choose from!)

First up though is our very own mixture of Mary Poppins and David Bailey, its Whitehall club legend Duncan Elsey.

Name: Duncan Elsey
Age: Undisclosed
Duncan's Football Team: Leeds United
Duncan's Rugby Team: Leeds Rhinos
Duncan's Cricket Team: Yorkshire CCC
Duncan's Favourite Band/Musician: Lindisfarne/Queen
Duncan's Favourite Film: Kelly’s Heroes/Hanibal Brookes
Duncan's Favourite Food: Indian
Duncan's Favourite Drink: Used to be Tetley’s Dark Mild
Duncan's Favourite Colour: Not Red

1. What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod and the next song on shuffle? Don’t do Ipods
2. What chore do you absolutely hate doing? Drying Pots
3. What is your favourite time of day/day of the week/month of the year? Morning/Saturday/January
4. Which 3 people (living, dead or fictional) would you like to have a pint with? Ollie Reid, John Wayne, Ian Botham
5. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? Erm... 26... Dunno really
6. If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor? a tall leggy blonde I know in Austria
7. If you could witness any sporting event past, present or future, what would it be? Score a double hundred completing it by hoiking Joel ‘big bird’ Garner
8. If you could learn to do anything, what would it be? Improve my German
9. If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
10. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Geoffry
11. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Buy somewhere in Kitzbuhel
12. If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? (Duncan doesn’t know the question he’d ask but) the answer is Briand
13. If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? Roy of the Rovers
14. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Some Royal with Big Ears
15. What do you want to be when you grow up? Young
16. What would you name the autobiography of your life? Me, myself and a pint or two
17. What song would be the soundtrack to your life? 1812 Overture
18. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? Score a run, or maybe completing the 1989 London Marathon
19. What did you do growing up that got you into trouble? Nowt that comes to mind, erm... had a few too many on the odd occasion
20. When was the last time you had an amazing meal? Last week in Kitzbuhel
21. What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received? Recieved a wavey fibreoptic lamp, gave a toblerone
22. What was the first thing you bought with your own money? Football Cards
23. When was the last time you were nervous? last week at the top of a black run I'd not done before.
24. What is something you learned in the last week? learned I can do the above Black run successfully
25. If you could have super power what would it be? the power's of the timelords.
26. Why do you think I have chosen 26 questions? you couldn't think of a 27th or the answer is Bryan

Next week find out who Andy Keyworth would like to have a pint (of Coke or Lemonade) with.