Hull Isberg Player Interview’s
Name: Mike Harper
Age 25
Position Prop
1. When did you start playing Rugby League?
About the time my poo stopped being green..
2. Earliest memory of playing rugby?
Playing for school in year 2, I only remember because my teacher used to reward me all the time and give me special hugs. He was such a nice guy. Shame he got convicted.
3. When and why did you start playing for Hull Isberg?
When I was around 10 I think.
4. Rugby League team you support?
Hull Kingston Rovers.
5. If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be?
Beyonce Live!
6. When did you last score a try?
Only a few weeks ago, textbook prop try from 50 meters ;-)
7. Most embarrassing moment on a rugby field?
Got my kegs pulled down whilst in possession, my adrenaline was pumping so I kept on going with my Johnson hanging out.
8. Ever suffered any bad injuries due to Rugby?
Tendon damage, broken fingers and thumbs and a hole in my tongue.
9. Growing up who was your all-time favourite Rugby League player?
Clint Newton.
10. Who is the funniest teammate?
Jimmy Atkin.
11. What training drill do you dread the most?
Burpees, they blow.
12. What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out?
Erm, me I’m a Bum.
13. Who is your dream date?
I have been there before but I’d have to say my Mam, purely for the experience.
14. What is your nick name?
Mad Dog Mike.
15. One word to describe you?
Flaccid.
And……Who is the longest in the shower?
The young ones these days are equipped like Jesus.