Name: John Paxton
Nickname: Pacc, Packa, Pocca, Jonty, Poc Poc. Take your pick
Occupation: Gardening Instructor
Favourite Drink: Love a good cider
Favourite Food: Difficult. Love beans on toast, bacon sarnies and chicken tikka masala in equal measure depending on what mood I’m in
Favourite Restuarant: Marabinis is decent
Favourite Film: Anchorman. Ferrell is awesome
Favourite Song: Learn to Fly by The Foo Fighters. Takes me back
Favourite member of the Weasley family: I’m only aware of Ron, so him
Favourite NFL Team: Green Bay Packers, obviously. The Cheesheads are heading for the SuperBowl baby, YEAH!
Favourite Footballer: Gazza was something else. One of the true great English talents but it just has to be Big Al. Just. Scored. Goals
Current Footballer you would most liken yourself to: Probably Jermain Defoe. Small, quick and can bang ‘em in when they’re most needed. Exactly like myself.
Interests outside of Wallington (if there is such a thing): Golf, NFL, romantic walks in the park, holidays, keeping up with my general knowledge for generic, non-specific quizzes
What three things would you take with you to a deserted island: A boat, loads of food and plenty of sun cream

Position: No. 1 striker
Previous Clubs: Morpeth Sporting
Funniest at Club: Besides myself Motta is up there. His crack is unreal and he gets everyone going. Unreal in the sense that he can’t seriously think he’s funny. Love it when he gets ‘the key’ out in the warm up
Worst Dressed at Club: Jake obviously
Worst Banter at Club: Ratty and Woodsa come up with some pretty terrible stuff
Best Game for Club: Gateshead Redheugh at home. The game with the left-foot volley. Nothing like winning a tight game late on with a wonder strike.
Nick or Woodsa: Difficult. I’ll say Woodsa ‘cos I know Nick can take rejection
What are you doing at Wallington: Taking the heat off Motta by the looks of things

Life Motto: Win at all costs