Football player you'd compare yourself to: Jamie Vardy in Leicester’s Title winning season (This comparison can be made in many more ways than one)

Best moment from last season (if applicable): First Hattrick (Stanford in the vale at home- came back on the pitch specifically to take a last minute penalty to complete it)

Who has the worst chat in the team?: Myself!

Prediction for the season?: Silverware!!!

Next up, competing for Grazy’s crown this season, our resident boxing expert….

Name: Tom Bowden

Age: 20

Position: Attacker

Team you support: Wigan/ Shagfield Wednesday

Football player you'd compare yourself to: Grant Holt (after hes been to Greggs)

Best moment from last season (if applicable): Uffington Away (Told he had no left foot by their backline, went on to score two with his left and one with his right in a 4-3 win)

Who has the worst chat in the team?: Lee or Joshy (heycock, you’re having this one)

Prediction for the season?: Invincible season

Our New signing, and the self titled “best hair in North Berks”…

Name: Kyle Carrigan

Age: 21

Position: Midfielder

Signed From: Wallingford Town

Team you support: Chelsea

Football player you'd compare yourself to: Mason Mount (Personally I would have said a young Darren Outten)

Best moment from last season (if applicable): Scoring a half volley from outside the box on his debut in the Cup Quarter final

Who has the worst chat in the team?: Saunders- He’s always ass licking (Especially when theres a B’layachi about!)

Prediction for the season?: 12 goals, 6 yellows, 2 sin bins and 1 red, League and Cup double, £100 from Lee if not. (After a few beers I get overly confident…)

The Skipper to come later on this week....