First to take the stand is our very own UEFA A Licensed Lino….

Name:Josh Heycock

Age: Depends who’s asking (Saunders hes talking to you…)

Position: Lino (World class one at that)

Team you support: Arsenal

Football player you'd compare yourself to: Busquets

Best moment from last season (if applicable): Farringdon Away (We all turned away expecting it to hit row Z, but fair play, it was a scorcher!)

Who has the worst chat in the team?: My Dad

Prediction for the season?: We Win Everything

Up next is Self Proclaimed Club legend, and Clubman of the season…

Name: Jon Little

Age: 26

Position: Centre Back

Team you support: Arsenal

Football player you'd compare yourself to: Ryan Shawcross (stinks of Steve Mcnulty)

Best moment from last season (if applicable): Winning Division 2 last season

Who has the worst chat in the team?: Either of the Heycocks

Prediction for the season?: Pain

The first of our new summer signings, Coxy…

Name: Liam Cox

Age: 26

Signed From: Wycombe Church League (just thought I’d remind him)

Position: Forward

Team you support: Tottenham Hotspur

Football player you'd compare yourself to: Harry Kane (when he was on loan at Norwich)

Who has the worst chat in the team?: Lee Bowden (Didn’t take long to get a mention!)

Prediction for the season?: 15 goals for Tommy B, 3 red cards between the Centre Backs and for me to hit the crossbar or post at least 5 times.

Up next is Towns very own “Jack Russel”….

Name: Sam Saunders

Age:21

Position: Midfield

Team you support: Arsenal

Football player you'd compare yourself to: Lucas Torreira

Best moment from last season (if applicable): last minute win at Cholsey (His first ever goal in mens football… and it was from the spot!)

Who has the worst chat in the team?: Lee

Prediction for the season?: league winners (No pressure lads!)

Stay tuned for part 2….