No honourable mentions here, really struggling. I'll go with Banksy though, to this day I am yet to see someone pull off Kappa tracksuit bottoms with formal foot wear as well as he has.

4. Worst Dressed

Never in doubt, Shidey. The boy is about 9 years off the pace, rumour has it he's just getting into skinny jeans.

5. Best Drinker

Bowlplex's drop off has been astronomical and I'm now teetotal so I'll go with ye ole faithful. Our functioning alcoholic, Geraint Griffiths.

6. Worst Drinker

Believe it or not but faking a heart attack to get out of a night out doesn't even get you to Number 1 in this list (Woogie). I am confident that I've never seen Baints drink more than 3 pints without developing involuntary spasms or referring to himself as 'a sniper'.

7. Best Banter

Always honourable mention to Woogie for his editing skills and Davies is always good for a one liner but I'll stick with man like Jack for this one. Proving that good things do come in small packages.

8. Hardest

For the overwhelming feeling of dread that if I don’t put Tony then he'll try proving his hardness to me, I'll put Tony.

9. Brightest

Dai Palmer, the man spreadsheets his out-goings like a student. Very savvy.

10. Least Intelligent

There's a big pool of players for this but it's not called the Maisey trophy for nothing.

11. Last but not least… longest in the shower

Baby Griff. Finally, Shidey's reign of terror is over. Shame it doesn't run in the family mind, Rhys.