In all fairness to Evan, his knees are made of biscuit, but they always seem to conveniently give way just before the sprints start, loves a 5k though.

3. Best Dressed

Honourable mention to Barber who would sew a Stone Island badge on the kit if he could but my vote goes to Adam Dixon who wears some fantastic clobber to the muddiest of pitches.

4. Worst Dressed

Mr David Palmer pulled out a pair of long johns last year that wouldn't look out of place in a WW2 trench, that’s all I needed to see.

5. Best Drinker

There’s a few functioning alcoholics at the club but the dark horse Zak Perry saw off enough bucca to kill a horse and was out the next day for a curry, so he gets my vote.

6. Worst Drinker

Jay Seldon was very poor until conditioned by lockdown 1 neck and nominates, so for me it has to be KV after his couple of hours out for birthday drinks.

7. Best Banter

Jack Bainton gives as good has he gets, but Sam Daniels has upped the game with his photoshop ability.

8. Hardest

On the pitch Barney and Ginge absolutely love throwing themselves about but leave it on the pitch, however Tony is the last person I'd want to get on the wrong side of.

9. Brightest

Few boys have somehow blagged themselves degrees but my vote is Evan who has one and proved himself to be very, very good at lockdown quizzes.

10. Least Intelligent

Plenty of options in this one but I've seen more than enough from Owen Hacker in his short time here, the boy has got between 1 to 16 braincells.

11. Last but not least… longest in the shower

Another newcomer, Ross Williams-Griffiths has brought the second team average right up, he’s in there for ages.