Batting style: left hand opener
Bowling style: right arm chuck
Fielding position: anywere the ball doesn't go
Nicknames: McLovin, Lurch by idiots like my brother and morons who copy him, Mohammed by Cutch
Likes: retirement and sunday cricket when i get runs
Dislikes: playing crap shots (every week)
Dream date: Tulisa Contostavlos
Favourite Vernon Carus memory: winning sundays in 2011